New Orleans, LA Weather Forecast

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Clear night
54°

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  • Humidity: 69%
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: NE at 15 MPH
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Cloud Cover: 0%
  • UV Index: 0 - Low
  • Air Quality: Fair
  • Moon: New Moon (2% full) · up 5:45am, down 4:32pm

☀ Solar Outbreak Watch: Quiet · largest flare C2.1 · Kp 3 The sun naps. The horde does not. full report →

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Zombie Survival Index™

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  • Mild temps: standard shamble speed
  • Clear sightlines: you will see them coming
  • Darkness: their favorite

Today's undead advice: Count your group at dusk. Count again at dawn.

Rule #5 Silence is golden After dark, sound carries — and so does the smell of the living. all the Rules of Survival →

🌡 The weather here, in general

New Orleans has four clear seasons. July highs average 88°F and January lows average 48°F.

The thermometer rarely spikes — only about 25 days a year top 90°F — but it hardly needs to. Summer sits in the mid-eighties for months at a stretch, and with humidity on top of it the heat index runs well above what the air temperature suggests.

It is a wet place: about 69 inches of precipitation a year, peaking in August. Drainage and flash flooding deserve more attention here than in most of the country.

MonthAvg highAvg lowRainSnow
Jan61°48° 4.5"0.1"
Feb66°53° 4.2"—
Mar72°59° 5.1"—
Apr76°63° 4.8"—
May83°70° 5.4"—
Jun87°76° 7.8"—
Jul88°78° 8"—
Aug88°78° 8.8"—
Sep85°75° 6.6"—
Oct79°67° 4.1"—
Nov70°58° 3.7"—
Dec65°53° 5.6"—

Averages from ten years of observed daily records (2015–2024) for this location. They describe what is typical, not what will happen — for that, see the forecast above.

📷 Golden Hour

  • Golden hour: 4:34pm - 5:08pm (dawn: 6:19am - 6:53am)
  • Blue hour: 5:08pm - 5:33pm (dawn: 5:54am - 6:19am)
  • Sun sets: 251° WSW (rises 109° ESE)
  • Dark sky: 6:29pm – 4:57am · next new moon Nov 9 (1d)

Promising Sunset odds 65/100 Plenty of cloud. It could ignite or it could smother — worth the trip.

New Moon
2% · full Nov 24

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Mon

Mostly cloudy night

High: 73° F
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Low: 53° F
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High confidence ±1.4°
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Tue

Mostly cloudy night

High: 73° F
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Low: 64° F
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Low confidence ±6.4°
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Wed

Partly cloudy night

High: 75° F
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Low: 64° F
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High confidence ±2.8°
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Thu

Mostly cloudy night

High: 71° F
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Low: 64° F
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Low confidence ±6.3°
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Fri

Mostly cloudy night

High: 62° F
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Low: 59° F
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Sun Nov 8 6am 54° F

Clear night
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  • Cloud Cover: 0%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 68%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 11 MPH / NNE
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Sun Nov 8 9am 56° F

Mostly sunny
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  • Cloud Cover: 23%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 67%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 10 MPH / NNE
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Sun Nov 8 12pm 63° F

Partly cloudy
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  • Cloud Cover: 35%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 58%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 6 MPH / N
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Sun Nov 8 3pm 69° F

Cloudy
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  • Cloud Cover: 91%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 47%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 3 MPH / NNW
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Sun Nov 8 6pm 59° F

Mostly cloudy night
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  • Cloud Cover: 62%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 58%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 5 MPH / NW
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Sun Nov 8 9pm 54° F

Mostly cloudy night
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  • Cloud Cover: 71%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 58%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 6 MPH / NNE
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Mon Nov 9 12am 53° F

Mostly cloudy night
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  • Cloud Cover: 99%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 67%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 8 MPH / NNE
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Mon Nov 9 3am 53° F

Mostly cloudy night
ddaarrkk cclouudds

  • Cloud Cover: 100%
  • Dew Point: 0° F
  • Humidity: 71%
  • Precipitation: None
  • UV Index: 0 - Unknown
  • Visibility: 6.2 Mi
  • Wind: 9 MPH / NE

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